Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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