I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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