there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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