Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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