i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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