my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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