She is in my trunk
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm too high and old for this...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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