yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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