too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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