I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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