I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Do vagina's smell?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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