PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I want to make a zoo with you.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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