god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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