Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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