Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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