I'd wear matching sweaters with you
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I could make wine with my vomit
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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