omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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