that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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