Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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