What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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