How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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