Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
what the fuck happened to the tacos
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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