I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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