Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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