ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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