i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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