He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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