youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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