I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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