What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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