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Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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