i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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