she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
