I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Farmville is her only friend.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
