They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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