My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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