new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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