careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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