my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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