i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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