i already hear my dad disowning me
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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