Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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