Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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