she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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