whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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