The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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