So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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