david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
