3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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