i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We were destined to go to rehab together
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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