ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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