Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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