Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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