I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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